While on a long flight back home two airline pilots were chatting about their new jet.
Hey, Joe I really love flying jets. They are quiet and can really fly fast and smooth.
Roger that Captain, and jets are sleek and sexy, said his Co-pilot. They have body curves and structures like sexy women do. Not like those old clumsy and slow turbo-props of long ago. They are like old women.
Yes Joe that's true, said the Captain, jets indeed have similarities with women. We do know that our jet engines stops whinning loud when we shutdown and go full stop at the airport ramp, right Joe? But I tell you Joe, my wife's loud mouth doesn't stop whinning 25 hours a day 24/7.
Ooopps! No offense ladies!