Here is another borrowed joke for you guys.
One evening before going to bed a pilot asked his wife -- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY PLANE CRASHES TOMORROW & I DIE? WILL YOU REMARRY?
The wife said -- OF COURSE NOT.
The pilot husband asked --AND WHY NOT? YOU ARE YOUNG & VERY ATTRACTIVE.
The wife replied -- OK, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WISH ME TO DO.
Then he asked with a long sour face -- WOULD YOU LIVE IN OUR HOUSE?
She said -- WELL, YES IT'S A NICE HOUSE.
He added -- WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH HIM IN OUR BED?
She replied -- WHERE ELSE WOULD WE SLEEP?
The pilot continued -- WILL YOU REPLACE MY PICTURES WITH HIS?
She said -- THAT'S THE PROPER THING TO DO, ISN'T IT?
Then finally he asked -- WILL YOU LET HIM USE MY GOLF CLUBS?
The wife after a brief silence muttered -- OH THAT? I DON'T THINK SO. HE IS LEFT HANDED.